This is very important people, so pay attention!
All of you! Even you in the back of the class. Listen up!
It is now time to watch The Zero Effect. Hop to it. No delays, no excuses. Your reports are due by 4:00 tomorrow (or Monday, if you still have an excused absence left for the semester).
You may spend the rest of the period working on this project. I have no objections to that.