Here’s a rhetorical question:
Who wants chili burgers?
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Ack! Okay, now, see, if you said, “I do,” then that shows you’re pretty smart, because you want chili burgers. But, at the same time, it shows you’re pretty dumb, because you answered a rhetorical question.
On the other hand, if you thought “I do,” then good for you. Gold star.
I’m gonna go get a chili burger.