Rhetorical Question

Here’s a rhetorical question:

Who wants chili burgers?

Ack! Okay, now, see, if you said, “I do,” then that shows you’re pretty smart, because you want chili burgers. But, at the same time, it shows you’re pretty dumb, because you answered a rhetorical question.

On the other hand, if you thought “I do,” then good for you. Gold star.

I’m gonna go get a chili burger.